Straw Man

My strawman is exquisite
against him none prevail
Standing beside him
all rational arguments fail
I whip my strawman out
soon as logic’s not enough
He’s the ace up my sleeve
dealt whenever things get tough
As I gaze into his eyes
I find myself quite lost
My strawman’s to be kept erect
no matter what the cost
I’ll take him out dancing
then to dinner and a flick
When I get him home at night
I fill my mouth with dick
My strawman’s a knight
always thrusting to my defense
And don’t think it matters
if he makes no fucking sense
For my strawman’s brainless
like in The Wizard of Oz
An idiot fighting
for my every idjit cause

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