Archive for November 24th, 2011

Thanksgiving is for Cheaters

November 24, 2011

Legend has it a guy bearing the surname of Ellis, one William Webb Ellis, invented Rugby in the mid to early 19th century. Invented is a rather big word for a story that has him disregarding the basic rules of soccer and rushing forward holding the ball in his arms like a dickhead, but there you go anyway… an Ellis in legend. Just one of many domesticated turkeys who happened to have been born (or hatched, I suppose) on this day.