Audubon Society Dropout

I was at the Los Angeles zoo today, and looking in a cage at a couple of Greater Roadrunners (no lesser little shits for my eyes) when a woman and her daughter walked up to take a gander into the avian enclosure.  “Momma, what are those birds?” the young girl asked enthusiastically.  Her mother gave it some thought, studying the animals closely, and concluded, “I think they’re owls.”  This has been a true story.  God bless America.

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