Visa

Pre-Qualified
for success, love
happiness and a credit line up to 15,000 dollars
It’s their way of saying “thanks”
to me, the guy in their debt
the guy in deep
the most important guy in their world
a cardholder
get the card and they’ll
give me the Dell
give me the finger
give me the hell
give me an upgrade right now without the wait
rewarded instantly
in no time flat because
I am good with credit
compare the lines and structure of other cards
like a frenzied Franz Kline
taking a cash advance:
chaotic, violent and
a free computer is mine
if I transfer five grand
and keep thirty-five hundred on
for 12 years and half that again
and I get that Dell (an $850 value)
Act Now!
This all ends soon
good things never last
don’t get left behind with the other sinners
everyone’s talking about it —
The Wall Street Journal
CBS Market Watch and The Miami Herald
are aligned in unanimity
against me and my thrift
how can I resist
a good man
would apply by mail today…
hurry!
while supplies last
Sincerely,
A. Wayne Johnson, CEO – Universal
Savings Bank, F.A.

P.S.
Alimony, child support, or separate maintenance income need not be revealed if you do not wish it to be considered as a basis for repaying this obligation.

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Yes, this one’s fucking old. It was hiding.

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One Response to “Visa”

  1. TheGreatZambini Says:

    That`s a clever one. You don`t see credit card poems that often, so hooray for your inspiration!

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