Cock Noir

What would the MPAA rate me
if I were to pull down my pants
dangling man parts on display
instant “R” for sure
but if the trousers drop
and up like a jack knife pops a prick
stiff, angry, veiny
why then I’m sure
NC-17 is the judgment
unless, of course
I am turned about
buttocks directed camerawards
like Charlton Heston in Planet of the Apes
running naked, wild
into a rating
for general audiences – “G”
there are many ways
to rate me
when I am pantsless
but I prefer a genre
fantasy johnson, comedy dink, horror rod
penis noir – now that’s the one
a shadow cast sinister
across the cock’s left side
I see it there, taking a piss
in its fedora, suspicious
striking a match on the urinal divider
lighting a camel
smooth Turkish smoke rising in a shaft of light
stern focused expression
private dick ruminating a case
then, suddenly… BAM! out of nowhere
bullet to the heart
done in by some icy dame
viscous white bleeding from the top of his head
entombed in a dark damp grave
wrapped up within the mystery
happily, ever so happily

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