Amputee Patriot

To preserve the integrity of the 2nd
amendment, allowing felons
the right to bear arms,
domestic abusers and their sort,
it would be prudent,
since we cannot,
as a society,
deny them the sacred gun,
but we can and should,
as it is often said,
“guns don’t kill people
people do,”
follow this…
a gun is an object held
in the hand of which
the finger pulls the trigger
the hand, however, is
at arm’s end,
but all of it
is controlled by the mind
of the person
who kills people
thus, to protect ourselves,
and our holy, blessed, divine arms,
as in armaments,
we should saw off the arms,
as in appendages of flesh and bone,
of felons,
domestic abusers and their sort,
followed up by a quick
and painless lobotomy
there then, you see
problem solved
all glory be unto Gun

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