Boner in the Drink

Stirred in the pissy stream
bloated cheese cracker fragments
rotate within porcelain contained currents
as dense peanut butter filling chunks sink
creeping misplaced turds
around the urinal drain
and I wonder what
multitasking dick-wit
thought it
wise to both
tinkle and eat
micturate and ingest
however
whatever
the case
he failed
likely at both
urine splattered on the floor
food floating in pee
there is no victory
bladder and belly
both emptied in competition
like a dog
barking at its reflection
and losing its bone
to still reflective waters

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