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My Ideological Inflexibility is as Pure as My Lilly-White My Skin

March 26, 2016

I’m a selfish shit.
I epitomize every horror in the heart
of the straight white male.
I only care about myself.
I do not care about gays,
women, minorities or immigrants.
I couldn’t give a fuck
about any of their rights.
I own a house.
I own a car.
I have what I need
and I get what I want.
Of course, I do not admit
that I am a selfish shit.
It is a face I keep private.
Outwardly, I display the traits
of a good liberal.
I show compassion and kindness
and make a big ostentatious presentation
of how much I care
about workers and the oppressed,
but this is all a lie,
and let me tell you why…
because I have decided I will not vote
for Hillary Clinton in the general election.
I will either stay home
or write in Bernie Sanders.
I am a straight white male.
I am insured.
I own a house.
I own a car.
Trump can do very little to hurt me.
I’m a selfish shit.
I do not care about gays, women,
minorities or immigrants.
I couldn’t give a fuck
about any of their rights.
I’m a selfish fucking piece of shit.

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